YESSIREE, BOB…BACKLUND! ONE NITE ONLY

INTRO: A CHORUS OF CRUNCHY HEAVY METAL GUITARS

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to another head-banging, rocket-fueled, monster-filled episode of WRESTLING with HEELS ON. Now let’s take a rock and roll stroll down Vanillalane

SFX: Record scratch

ANNOUNCER: Hey, Mr. Recording Engineer! There’s a typo in the copy. It says Vanilla Lane but it’s supposed to read Villainy Lane. What gives? 

ENGINEER: No, you read it right. Vanilla. Vanilla lane.

ANNOUNCER: The show’s about heels, isn’t it? Johnny Rotten types.

ARIEL: Usually, yes, but this episode is about vanilla skies, apple pie, cross-face chicken wings, and one of the humblest nice guy wrestlers to ever hold the WWF title.  

ANNOUNCER: And who’s that you’re referring to?

ARIEL: Why, the one and only, Bob Backlund.

ANNOUNCER: Never heard of him.

ARIEL: Then you’ve got a lot to learn, my friend.

Madison Square Garden (1982)

The date was August 30, 1982. The place: Madison Square Garden. I was there to see the six-man tag team match between ANDRE THE GIANT & THE STRONGBOW BROTHERS versus BLACKJACK MULLIGAN & MR. FUJI & MR. SAITO. Harking back to the first episode of this show, you’ll recall I tirelessly begged my father to take me to this wrestling card and he finally gave in.

Even though the six-man tag team match was the main event, I was treated to so many wonderful matches throughout the night. Among the highlights were: PAT PATTERSON versus COWBOY BOB ORTON; “SUPERFLYJIMMY SNUKA versus PEDRO MORALES; TIGER MASK versus DYNAMITE KID; and “PLAYBOY” BUDDY ROSE versus BOB BACKLUND.

Bob Backlund with the WWWF Heavyweight Championship, circa late 1970s
Bob Backlund with the WWWF Heavyweight Championship, circa late 1970s (The Wrestler, October 1982, p. 64)

As an eleven-year-old back then, I was incapable of appreciating the magnitude of what I was watching, the rarity of some of these matchups. For starters, it was rare to see Tiger Mask and Dynamite Kid wrestling each other in the United States, as their feuding mostly occurred in Japan. Good luck catching a Tiger Mask match of any kind on American televised wrestling.  Tiger Mask was an elusive and exotic figure in that wrestling era. If you weren’t up on your wrestling magazine reading, you might not have even known he existed.

To watch Tiger Mask and Dynamite Kid wrestle each other was to watch two wrestling virtuosos at the height of their powers. Sadly, Dynamite Kid, who was widely revered for his all-around in-ring athleticism, was left wheelchair-bound after battling spinal injuries throughout his career.

Brett Hart once proclaimed Dynamite Kid “pound-for-pound, the greatest wrestler who ever lived.” Although I couldn’t possibly know that about him at the time, I’m still grateful I had the chance to see him and Tiger Mask display their virtuosity.

Then there was Pat Patterson and Cowboy Bob Orton. What I recall about this match was how much I wanted to see Orton beat Patterson. I was a big fan of Orton’s finishing move: the Superplex. It was a finishing move requiring the use of the ropes and not many wrestlers were doing that at the time.  The match was ten minutes long and one-sided in favor of Patterson, but fast-paced and exciting nevertheless.  

The rarities of this match were seeing Patterson wrestle at a time when he was mostly relegated to his boring television color commentary on TV and seeing Orton when he was on the downswing from his earlier unsuccessful bids for Bob Backlund’s WWF championship. A few months after this match with Patterson, Orton left the WWF for the NWA, where he had a successful run for two years before returning to the WWF as “ACE”, Roddy Piper’s cast-wearing bodyguard. This second incarnation was the more successful run for Orton.   

Pedro Morales versus Jimmy Snuka was a much better matchup than Orton v. Patterson. First of all, there was a lot more at stake. Morales was the WWF Intercontinental Champion. Snuka was a top contender who’d had some memorable title shots against Bob Backlund and was getting a lot of heat as a bad guy; increasingly winning over fans everywhere he fought.

These two along with Don Muraco and Greg “The Hammer” Valentine were the dominant rivals for the Intercontinental championship. These rivalries were akin to those of Thomas Hearns, Sugar Ray Leonard, Roberto Duran, and Marvin Hagler in boxing.  

This was also a rare opportunity for me to stand apart from my father by openly rooting for Jimmy Snuka. My father, if you recall from a previous episode, was a huge fan of Pedro Morales, and rightfully so. Morales was the pride of Puerto Rico. Not only was he the then-current Intercontinental champion but also a former WWF Heavyweight champion, and one-half of a WWF Tag Team Championship he shared with Bob Backlund for exactly one day (a WWF rule at the time prohibited anyone from holding two championships at the same time).

This made Morales the first WWF Triple Crown Champion. His heavyweight championship reign is the fifth longest in WWF history: 1,027 days. Is there any wonder why my dad loved this man so much?

As an eleven-year-old, none of the above stats mattered to me. Pedro was old school while Jimmy had all the physical characteristics of a leopard, making him new, scary, and thrilling. But no matter whom they were rooting for, the wrestling fans in attendance that night knew they’d be in for one hell of a match.

Here’s the thing about outwardly siding with Jimmy Snuka. My father would have considered it cultural treason to root for the non-Latino. He never cheered for the non-Latino, and the same was expected of me. On top of that, my father’s enthusiasm was so damn infectious.

As the excitement unfolded in the ring, my dad had the habit of swinging his fists in time to the punches his hero was throwing. It was like he was fighting Snuka. He never hit me with his elbows, but he did grab my forearm in a viselike grip once or twice, leaving mild black-and-blues on my arm for a day or two. To this day, I do the same thing when I’m cheering for someone to win. I learned it from him.

The point is, I also cheered for Morales to win. My dad had won me over with his straightforward pride and the physicality of his enthusiasm. And damn it if it didn’t feel good to stand with him rather than against him, the two of us displaying our Puerto Rican pride, cheering together, bonding over wrestling, bonding over Pedro.

The match ended in a double countout, just as it should have. These two men weren’t giving up an inch to the other. They lived to fight another day, and so did my dad and me.

Bob Backlund vs. Playboy Buddy Rose

And then there was Bob Backlund, taking on the number one contender at the time, Playboy Buddy Rose. Rose was a journeyman wrestler who made his bones fighting in many wrestling territories under his real name, Paul Perschmann.

He changed it to “Buddy Rose” on October 15, 1976, and in 1982 became “Playboy” Buddy Rose, a womanizing rich man who rubbed his “success” in the fans’ faces. Rose’s heavyweight and cavalier attitude in the ring really sold the gimmick. Fans hated him, but he was no slouch when he wrestled. He was surprisingly quick for his weight.

Pitting the lazybones rich guy against the all-American farm boy champion who abides by the Boy Scout Code of Ethics is a foolproof wrestling trope. It’s all about playing up economic class distinctions in the ring, and it worked well that night. This was red meat for the fans and we gobbled it up.   

Like Tiger Mask, it was a rarity to see Backlund fight on televised American wrestling. If I did see him, it was usually in a rebroadcast of a taped closed-circuit Madison Square Garden fight that happened a few weeks ago. It was better than nothing, I guess, but by then I’d already known the outcome and the excitement was missing.

Bob Backlund applies a headlock to Hulk Hogan during a professional wrestling match, circa 1982
Bob Backlund applies a headlock to Hulk Hogan during a professional wrestling match, circa 1982 (Photo credit - The Wrestler May 1982, p. 36)

But this match was live and I couldn’t believe Bob Backlund and I were sharing the same oxygen. He was real and about to defend his title. Rose was escorted to the ring by two female valets and his manager, Grand Wizard.

Now, I do not for the life of me remember the match blow for blow. How could I? I do not have Marilu Henner’s exceptional memory, but one thing that stands out for me was how often we (the crowd) counted with Backlund when he twisted Rose’s neck while Rose was headlocked. It was a hair-raising experience to count in unison with all those rabid fans. That much I remember, yessiree Bob.

Because I don’t recall that night to the fullest, I want to read a description of the match I found on the PRO-WRESTLING ONLY forum. Superstar Sleeze (what a name!) posted it on February 26, 2019. Well-written and detailed, I thought I’d read it to you because it seems like a very accurate description of how the match transpired that night.

Bob Backlund (top) and Blackjack Mulligan during a professional wrestling match in 1982
Bob Backlund (top) and Blackjack Mulligan during a professional wrestling match in 1982 (Photo credit - Inside Wrestling, August 1982, cover)

Bob Backlund is over like rover! Before the bell, he leads the crowd in a thunderous proto-yes chant!

Buddy Rose is playing his Playboy character to the hilt. He has his ladies in Vegas showgirl tuxedos preening him while each gives a kiss and then “one for the Grand Wizard” – Vince McMahon adds slyly. 

Early on Backlund has the Playboy betwixt & between. He does not know if he is coming or going. On a couple amateur sequences, Backlund is like the Tasmanian Devil on the mat rendering Buddy Rose discombobulated on the outside wondering what just happened.

Buddy Rose tries charging but a series of single-leg pickups result in him on his ass repeatedly. He tries a Full Nelson, but Backlund thrusts his ass backwards and Buddy Rose ends up going through the ropes and taking a seat on the cold, concrete.

Rose avoids the O’Connor Roll only to eat a dropkick and goes back sailing over the top rope.

He might as well take residence on the outside given how much time he is spending out there. No, that was not a Vince McMahon line, but that does sound like a funny old-timey thing to say. 

The transition is a little weak (we do miss it the very beginning because we are watching the replay of the dropkick). Rose slams Backlund’s head into the turnbuckle and gives him a chop for good measure before taking him over with a side headlock. 

They do some great work in and out of the Rose headlock. They do this spirited headlock and head scissors counter sequence. Eventually, Backlund grabs his own headlock. Then it is on! Backlund cranks Buddy’s neck to the point where you think he is going to screw it off. The crowd counts with him on four separate occasions and at one point counts all the way to 14! 

I like that anytime Buddy showed any signs of life, he would crank on that neck to bring him to heel. At one point, he just lets go of the headlock and Rose falls face-first to the mat lifeless. Perfect! 

Buddy mounts his comeback by atomic-dropping Backlund on the top turnbuckle. Ow! Rose gets vicious. He starts stomping Backlund mercilessly until Backlund is forced off the apron to fall onto the apron. Rose bounces his head off the apron and then two closed fists to the head. 

That’s the other thing you need, as a Backlund challenger is a mean streak because Backlund will gobble you up. 

Backlund whips him into the buckles after a chop and a monkey flip! He goes to the well one too many times and Rose hooks the ropes. Rose with a jackknife pin for two. 

Buddy misses the elbow drop. Backlund starts upper-cutting the arm, which can only mean one thing, but Rose senses it and drives Backlund back into the turnbuckles.  

Buddy goes up top, but Backlund moves Rose lands on his feet. Dropkick! 1-2-NO! Robinson Backbreaker? No! CROSSFACE CHICKENWING! THE PLAYBOY GIVES IT UP!

I liked the submission finish. I think what keeps this from other upper-tier Backlund matches is that Backlund never feels in trouble.

Backlund’s offense in this match is wicked fun from the beginning to the headlock crank and Rose bumps and sells so well. 

Bob Backlund
Bob Backlund (Photo sourced via Wikimedia Commons)

Bob Backlund's Career

One of the things Bob Backlund learned early on from ring mentor Terry Funk was to not impose his wrestling style on his opponent, but rather adapt to his opponent’s style. It’s a technique aimed at getting his opponent over with the crowd. And that’s what Backlund did with all his opponents.             

Bob Backlund held the WWF Heavyweight championship from February 20, 1978, to December 26, 1983, an incredible 2,138-day title reign. It is one of the longest reigns in pro wrestling history. Backlund had over 800 successful title defenses during his championship.

This is an amazing feat when you consider the range of opponents Backlund defended against. There was Ken Patera, “Superstar” Billy Graham, Big John Studd, Hulk Hogan, Sergeant Slaughter, Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka, Ric Flair and Harley Race.

These last two are particularly notable because they were titleholders themselves from different wrestling organizations. In other words, Backlund was one of the last champions to fight title unification matches.

Most of those unification matches ended in draws or double disqualifications, but there was one title match that did not end well for Backlund. It was a match in Tokushima, Japan, on November 30, 1979, between Backlund and Antonio Inoki.

Inoki defeated Backlund and won the WWF title but the WWF refused to acknowledge the title change, pretending it never even happened. This match occurred in the middle of Backlund’s five-year run as champ but it did nothing to affect his championship status.

Even though Backlund was the WWF champion during the volatile 70’s, with all its political and socio-economic upheavals, I remember him as a figure of moral stability. He rarely lost his temper and always maintained a low even-keeled tone during his promos. 

His boyish Howdy-Doody face probably caused many of his opponents to underestimate him. It was a mistake they’d learn not to make again. Bob Backlund was deceptively strong, known to bench press over 500 pounds during his heyday.

Here is Backlund’s promo for the Buddy Rose match.

This promo was typical of Backlund’s promo work. He always emphasized his obligation as a role model to the kids. Backlund was sincere and plainspoken, none of the bluster of Hulk Hogan’s “take your vitamins and say your prayers” shtick. In fact, Backlund has been openly critical of Hogan’s apparent hypocrisy when it comes to messaging kids. Backlund has said that Hogan hasn’t walked the walk with his history of steroid and illicit drug use.

Because Backlund was a model of rectitude during the pivotal 70’s, he seemed like a champion from a bygone era, an era when it wasn’t corny to walk the line. All you have to do is watch the ALL-STAR WRESTLING opening sequence featuring Bob Backlund joining an in-the-ring victory celebration with wrestler SD SPECIAL DELIVERY JONES and a big group of kids.

They’re jumping up and down in the ring, which is probably on the verge of collapsing, the way Rocky did with the neighborhood kids who ran behind him in ROCKY II. It’s just one of those moments that feel spontaneous and unstaged. I don’t think there’s been another victory celebration quite like it in the WWF. That opening sequence was so memorable I could recall it without having to look up the YouTube video. Watching that sequence again really brought me back to my childhood.

Bob Backlund - Wrestling With Heels On
Bob Backlund - Wrestling With Heels On

That’s the Bob Backlund persona I prefer to remember, the fresh-faced all-American champ from the heartland, and not the raving lunatic with a crew cut and bow tie. The latter description is what he became when he turned heel for his comeback to the WWE.

His new heel persona was supposed to be a holier-than-thou right-winger spouting mispronounced excess verbiage a la Rush Limbaugh. As Mr. Backlund, the now morally superior Backlund would only sign autographs for anyone who could name all the former U.S. presidents without a hitch. Needless to say, Mr. Backlund didn’t have to sign a whole lot of autographs.

I was not a fan of this new persona and thought it was a way to disparage Backlund’s moral rectitude and overall wholesomeness. Backlund’s return to the WWE marked the end of Backlund’s kind of purity and anyway, and the beginning of wrestling storylines steeped in debauchery.

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Bob Backlund’s memoir is called Backlund: From All-American Boy to Professional Wrestling’s World Champion. I have not read it, yet, but it is most definitely at the top of on my must-read wish list. Whether you liked his wrestling style or not, or thought he was too vanilla for you, Backlund is an especially significant champion because of his title reign stats and his influence on a generation of young fans just starting to get into the wide world of professional wrestling.

His championship era was the last station before the hyper-masculinity of the ’80s, ’90s, and the early 2000s. Backlund wasn’t a wrestling god, but a fighter and survivor who never shied from an opponent, no matter how big or far they were. He was always willing to meet them in the middle, no matter where that middle was.

Sadly, Bob Backlund has dementia.  A longtime resident of Connecticut, he is now living in Florida with his sister. My thoughts are with him and his family.

You’ve been listening to Wrestling with Heels On. Join me in two weeks, maybe, and we’ll take another trip down…

ANNOUNCER: Hey, man, can I say that? I sat through your whole wrestling spiel so I could say the line.

ARIEL: Go ahead…

ANNOUNCER: And we’ll take another trip down VILLAINY LANE together, only on the SPORTS HISTORY NETWORK.

ARIEL: Couldn’t have said it better myself.

ANNOUNCER: That’s for sure.

THE END

Hi everyone.  My name is Ariel Gonzalez, originally from Brooklyn, now living in the Garden State and I have a new podcast called “Wrestling With Heels On.”

On the podcast, I get to reminisce about my favorite wrestling bad guys from yesteryear.  Light on stats and heavy on nostalgia, this little trip down villainy lane gives me a chance to visit the dark corridors of my wrestling soul, and it’s also fun to have a podcast.

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